Ponderisms......

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Cathlete
Did you ever wonder who the first person was that looked at a cow and said, "I think that I will drink the first thing that comes out of those dangly things"?

Or what about a chicken?
 
Or who thought of mixing ingredients and baking it into a cake or cookies? Chocolate? Now there was a genius.
 
I want to know who the first person that inventing knitting or crocheting was and what were they thinking!?!?
(I love knitting, currently working on 2 pair of socks right now!)
 
I always wondered who the person was that was curious enough to see what was inside the oyster shell - and then - was it starvation mode or just curiosity to stick that in their mouth!:eek:

Barbara
 
This sounds like a thread my DH would start. He always wonders things like this. Such as, who ever decided that we should cook that runny stuff inside chicken eggs?

Or who came up with the idea to grind those hard beans (coffee) and boil them with water? Whoever it was, I owe them BIG TIME. I thank God for that person every morning.
 
My son always said who invented butterfly or breaststroke. The equivalent in track would be a skipping race....or two hops and a kick race?? He says he can't image the scene where someone says I will save the drowning swimmers with a different stroke.

Teachreef
 
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world wierd....Now the world is wierd and people are taking Prozac to make it normal....
 
Whoever decided that it would be possible to sit on the back of a wild animal and have it go where they wanted it to go?
 
You guys are pretty funny!!! I've wondered why is there a light in refrigerator and not the freezer. I use the freezer a lot.

ETA: I remember one Shelly had a while ago, something like, "some people are like slinkies, you can't help but smile when it tumbles down the stairs" hahahahaha


Susan C.M.
 
Is this just about fresh food, or does cheese and yogurt count?? Because I have some *big* questions about those...
 
Actually, it goes:

"Some people are like slinkies - they're not really good for anything, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs"

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Organ meats? Whoever thought it would be fun and tasty to eat kidneys or heart or brains..... or TONGUE? And head cheese? Let's not even go there.
 
Or,

Why does the OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Actually, it's not just about food, it's about anything that make you go, "HMMMMMMM?"


Shelley- I have seen that comment before, except a little different: "Some people are like slinkies, they are not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs".
 
I want to know who determines words are "naughty" and why?

My DD13 wants to know who decided that Colonel should be pronounced Kernal.
 

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