Hello,
No you don't sound like a snob. You sound alot like me and probably most everyone else after the first time. I attempted to do pilates on a machine from a reformer (pilates machine) that i purchased from an informal about 10 years ago. After doing the tapes approximately 15 times I gave up! I just could not understand what and where I was supposed to be working. I then attempted the mat classes. Nothing there either. UNTIL I went to a pilates studio and had a certified pilates instructor work with me on the reformer. WOW! 24 hours later I felt pretty sore. It is all about stabilizing the core and proper breathing. On a machine you have resistance so I really believe that one gets a superior workout on a reformer versus the the matwork which doesn't provide resistance. However the matwork is still very good also, but there has to be really good guidance on when to breath in and out, and how to stabilize the core. I loved pilates enough that I bought a clinical grade pilates machine and contrary to what my hubby thinks is worth every penny!!!! It keeps my muscles supple, no more lower back problems and no more therapy for my lower back, and I sleep so much better!
BooBoo