My trip to Vicki's Secret
I went to the local mall today to get some Body by Victoria thongs. I found a table full of them, then some young chick (let's face it, they are ALL young chicks in there) asked me if I wanted to be measured for a bra, since a VS measuring pro was in-house for the day. Even tho I wasn't in the market for a bra, I said, "Why not?'
Says she: What size do you normally wear?
Says I: 38A
Says she (after measuring me): You're a 36.
After she comes back with a sample for me to try on, she says: How does that feel?
I says: Empty.
She has me try on another one, (a 36AA!!!!!!!!!) and says: How does that feel?
I says: Too tight. How depressing, it's a AA!
She says: You don't want to have it looser, you need the support.
I says: To support WHAT?
She says: So you don't flop.
I says: I DON'T flop, I have nothing TO flop!
She insists I need support, and that I should wear it tight.
She was VERY disappointed when I declined to buy a bra today, but I told her I was not in there for a bra, only thongs.
I bought 3 thongs bigger than I would normally wear, against the advice of the little thing who was manning the panty table.
I did not follow the advice of the women of VS, but came away with thongs that don't feel half bad, and resolved to keep wearin' my comfy sports bras.
Dang!
