I was instructed to post this here. It's my mom's favorite joke:
Two women that lived in a nursing home were sitting together in the TV room one morning. Hazel turned to Mabel and said, "I'm so bored, I think that I'm going to streak!" She got up, took all her clothes off, grabbed her walker and started down the hallway. She passed Harry and Fred. Harry turned to Fred, "Did you see what Hazel was wearing?" Fred answered, "No, but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing!!!"