New Mergers!

[andtckrtoo]

For those of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in late 2008!

1. 1. Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
   2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.
   3. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
   4. W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics, and Hale Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
   5. 3M & Goodyear: mmmGood
   6. John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
   7. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home
   8. Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
   9. 3M, J.C. Penney, Metropolitan Opera Company: 3Penney Opera
   10. Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants
   11. Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW!
   12. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da
   13. Netscape & Yahoo: Net 'n' Yahoo
   14. Fed-Ex & UPS: FedUp

 

[ldy_solana]

that was to cute!

kassia

 

[MAYNARDSMOM]

I like #11 best!!

 

[complik8td]

LOL! Thanks for posting!! Very cute, and the humor is DEFINITELY needed!!