Men are like.....O/T:A funny!

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Men are like....

1. Men are like ...... ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the sh *t out of you.
2. Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ........Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ... Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....... .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ......... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ..Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
 
That was funny. I like the blender one, and the commercial one....AH.......I like them all b/c they are all true. Its sort of like the one that was posted about women, that was funny to and so true.
Lori:)
 
OMG...I just I just spit my morning coffee out all over my keyboard. Wendy, thank you so much for starting my day with such a belly laugh!

Robin:7
 

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