Happy Friday! I found this very funny, I hope that everyone else does too.
On the first day God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door
>of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I
>will give you a life span of twenty years."
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>The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
>years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
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>So God agreed.
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>On the second day God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do
>tricks, and make them laugh. For this I'll give you a twenty-year life
>span."
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>The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long
>time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
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>And God agreed.
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>On the third day God created the cow and said, "You must go into the
>field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have
>calves, and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this I will
>give you a life span of sixty years."
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>The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
>years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
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>And God agreed again.
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>On the fourth day God created man and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry,
>and enjoy your life. For this I'll give you twenty years."
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>But man said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty,
>the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten
>the dog gave back? That makes eighty, okay?"
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>"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."
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>So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy
>ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
>family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
>grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and
>bark at everyone.
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>Life has now been explained to you.
On the first day God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door
>of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I
>will give you a life span of twenty years."
>
>
>
>The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
>years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
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>So God agreed.
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>On the second day God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do
>tricks, and make them laugh. For this I'll give you a twenty-year life
>span."
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>
>
>The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long
>time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
>
>
>
>And God agreed.
>
>
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>On the third day God created the cow and said, "You must go into the
>field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have
>calves, and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this I will
>give you a life span of sixty years."
>
>
>
>The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
>years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
>
>
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>And God agreed again.
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>
>
>On the fourth day God created man and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry,
>and enjoy your life. For this I'll give you twenty years."
>
>
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>But man said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty,
>the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten
>the dog gave back? That makes eighty, okay?"
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>
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>"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."
>
>
>
>So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy
>ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
>family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
>grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and
>bark at everyone.
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>Life has now been explained to you.
