Let's get all poetic, y'all!

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Cathlete
Hi! I wanna start a poetry thread. Please post one of your own poems, followed by your favourite poems by someone else. Let's get all literary-like here!

My own poem:

Low Sun on a Rainy Day
And I imagine…

an arm
across me
the fingers
moving slowly.
They tickle.
I giggle.
And they move some more.
In a fog
of vague
it licks
and fades.
My lover
of the arm
and the fingers.

My favourite other person's poem (well, one of them, anyway):

Jenny Kiss'd Me by Leigh Hunt
Jenny kiss'd me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sat in;
Time, you thief, who love to get
Sweets into your list, put that in!
Say I'm weary, say I'm sad,
Say that health and wealth have miss'd me,
Say I'm growing old, but add,
Jenny kiss'd me.
 
My own poem, of which I'm quite proud, is a contemplation of the sights one might see in the men's locker room. The title is (wait for it):

DANGLY BITS

In the men's locker room
Thou wilt see
Yon dangly bits
On ev'ry he.

'Neath towels and jockstraps
And leggings kha-kee,
The bits they do dangle
'Cept some secretly.

O'er sinks and drains and
Places to pee,
Bits dangle e'en deeper
Yet so happily.

Much like a garden
This locker room be,
W' bulbs and stalks
All dangling free.

God Bless The Dear Bits!
They will e'er enchant me;
May they dangle forever
In locker room harmony.

The End.

A-Jock
 
My own poem, of which I'm quite proud, is a contemplation of the sights one might see in the men's locker room. The title is (wait for it):

DANGLY BITS


That really is amazing! Funny poetry is so hard to pull off! (so to speak...) So, give us one of your favourite poems by someone else too!
 
I hope you don't mind I just forwarded this (giggling) to the ladies on my email list...I'm peeing from my eyes I'm laughing so hard!!

MJ
 
My own poem, of which I'm quite proud, is a contemplation of the sights one might see in the men's locker room. The title is (wait for it):

DANGLY BITS

In the men's locker room
Thou wilt see
Yon dangly bits
On ev'ry he.

'Neath towels and jockstraps
And leggings kha-kee,
The bits they do dangle
'Cept some secretly.

O'er sinks and drains and
Places to pee,
Bits dangle e'en deeper
Yet so happily.

Much like a garden
This locker room be,
W' bulbs and stalks
All dangling free.

God Bless The Dear Bits!
They will e'er enchant me;
May they dangle forever
In locker room harmony.

The End.

A-Jock

ROFLMAO!!!!! And I gotta pee, too. Thanks for the morning laugh, that was a good one.

Nan
 
I ain't no poet but I wrote this silly thing for my girl, Bootsy the Cat:

BOOTSY

No one's more roo than Bootsy Roo
What do dat mean?
I have no cloo.
I just like
to say it to yoo.
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Two favorites:

THE FOG
Carl Sanburg

The fog comes
on little cat feet
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.

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LOVE POEM
John Frederick Nims

My clumsiest dear, whose hands shipwreck vases,
At whose quick touch all glasses chip and ring,
Whose palms are bulls in china, burs in linen.
And have no cunning with any soft thing.

Unpredictable dear, the taxi drivers’ terror,
Shrinking from far headlights pale as a dime
Yet leaping before red apoplectic streetcars-
Misfit in any space. And never on time.

A wrench in clocks and solar systems. Only
With words and people and love you move at ease.
In traffic of wit expertly manoeuvre
And keep us, all devotion, at your knees.

Forgetting your coffee spreading on our flannel,
Your lipstick grinning on our coat,
So gayly in love’s unbreakable heaven
Our souls on glory of spilt bourbon float.

Be with me, darling, early and late, Smash glasses-
I will study wry music for your sake.
For should your hands drop white and empty
All the toys of the world would break.
 
The Wasteland T.S. Eliot
(love to hear him read it) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tqK5zQlCDQ

Part I. The Burial of the Dead

April is the cruelest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
Winter kept us warm, covering
Earth in forgetful snow, feeding
A little life with dried tubers.
Summer surprised us, coming over the Starnbergersee
With a shower of rain; we stopped in the colonnade
And went on in sunlight, into the Hofgarten,
And drank coffee, and talked for an hour.
Bin gar keine Russin, stamm' aus Litauen, echt deutsch. [
And when we were children, staying at the arch-duke's,
My cousin's, he took me out on a sled,
And I was frightened. He said, Marie,
Marie, hold on tight. And down we went.
In the mountains, there you feel free.
I read, much of the night, and go south in winter.
What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow
Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man,
You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
And the dry stone no sound of water. Only
There is shadow under this red rock
(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
Frisch weht der Wind
Der heimat zu
Mein Irisch kind,
Wo weilest du?
"You gave me hyacinths first a year ago;"
"They called me the hyacinth girl."
--Yet when we came back, late, from the hyacinth garden,
Your arms full, and your hair wet, I could not
Speak, and my eyes failed, I was neither
Living nor dead, and I knew nothing,
Looking into the heart of light, the silence.
Oed' und leer das Meer.
Madame Sosostris, famous clairvoyante,
Has a bad cold, nevertheless
Is known to be the wisest woman in Europe,
With a wicked pack of cards. Here, said she,
Is your card, the drowned Phoenician Sailor.
(Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!)
Here is Belladonna, the Lady of the Rocks,
The lady of situations.
Here is the man with three staves, and here the Wheel,
And here is the one-eyed merchant, and this card,
Which is blank, is something that he carries on his back,
Which I am forbidden to see. I do not find
The Hanged Man. Fear death by water.
I see crowds of people, walking round in a ring.
Thank you. If you see dear Mrs. Equitone,
Tell her I bring the horoscope myself;
One must be so careful these days.
Unreal City
Under the brown fog of a winter dawn,
A crowd flowed over London Bridge, so many,
I had not thought death had undone so many.
Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
And each man fixed his eyes before his feet,
Flowed up the hill and down King William Street
To where Saint Mary Woolnoth kept the hours
With a dead sound on the final stroke of nine.
There I saw one I knew, and stopped him, crying, "Stetson!
You who were with me in the ships at Mylae!
That corpse you planted last year in your garden,
Has it begun to sprout? Will it bloom this year?
Or has the sudden frost disturbed its bed?
Oh keep the Dog far hence, that's friend to men,
Or with his nails he'll dig it up again!
You! hypocrite lecteur!--mon semblable!--mon frère!"
 

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