Let's Blame Paris.....

allwildgirl

allwildgirl

Cathlete
Okay, so I went out at lunch looking for nice brown sandals with actual straps around the back, not some tarty slip on thing with 8 inch heels that I could never drive in, much less walk up the three flights of stairs to work in, but that would aid greatly should I decide to take up a career as a high paid call girl.

I went and tried on some tops. The few I could find that didn't look like I should be wearing them to bed or under something else. They all made me look like a heifer.

I'm craving a bubbly, sugar-laden, caffeinated beverage of death in the worst way. Can't have one - no sweets.

So I'm blaming Paris. It's all her fault. It helps me sleep at night knowing that there is someone out there who is behind all my misery;)

What are you blaming her for?
 
Shelley,

I can relate as my "sequined" thread indicated last week. Everything this season is cut for girl-women weighing 75 pounds and enjoying their chicken breast with cantaloupe attachments.

My very precious little pug dog had a wee accident in the kitchen this AM. This is Paris's fault! Leo has been traumatized by exposure to my Star Magazine addiction which generally includes many photographs of her "dog" wearing dresses that cost more than my car. 'nuff said.

Down with Paris and her 24-carat engagement ring!!!!

Marie
 
You know what, I should go find the three things thread because I'm having a great morning. I could have blamed Paris for everything yesterday...but
-We just got a Not-Guilty verdict on a case (YAY--I truly believe in our guy)
-My terminator DVD arrived TODAY!
-And it quit raining, and it's beautiful!

Tomorrow I'll blame Paris probably

Brandi:p
 
Okay, so...

Your opposition should blame Paris
You will be blaming her once you actually DO any of the workouts on the Terminator DVD
And all your plants and grass will soon shrivel and die from lack of moisture. That one is DEFINITELY her fault.

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I blame her for workout clothes being so expensive.

I blame her for clogging up cable with her vixen face and twiggy body.

I blame her for the increase in my waste disposal bill.

I blame her that I couldn't find anything to wear this morning.

She is nothing but freaking trouble, that girl.

Angie
 
I blame her for my carpal tunnel syndrome! (It's been really bothersome this week for some reason)

I blame her for this ridiculously hot weather!

I blame her for my big butt!

I blame her for putting a bag of dark chocolate Hershey kisses in my desk drawer and then not letting me eat any!

That b!tch!!! :eek:
 
I want in on this too!
I blame her for the price of houses being sooo high in orlando. Her silly little club ( with a hugh statue of the dog..oh pleezz) has drawn unwanted attention to the area and is making this whole crazy house hunting thing even more stressful and expensive by the day for me and its all her fault.

I also blame her for adding to the whole awful reality show stuff.

I also want to blame her for just being to stinkin' spoiled and rich to have any common sense. How come you can't make anywhere near as much money as she spends having good old fashion common sense and working hard instead of acting stupid.

x( ~Angel

did we really have to limit it to three? }(
 
I'm going to blame her for serious DOMS today. Why oh why Paris did you make me workout 3 days in a row??? I haven't done that in so long & now my body remembers...}(

I'm also going to blame you b/c I want a glass of wine & there is none to be found in my house plus the attempt to eat cleaner...boo hiss...

Yeah also for my son's horrible teething pain. Why did you make Aiden have 5 teeth come in at once, 4 of them are molars? I think you could have knocked him into the wall a few times and he would be happier.

Ahhhh...that's fun.


"you miss 100% of the shots you never take"

Debbie}(
 
Let's see now....

I am blaming her for my big butt too Emily. I use to blame genetics but this feels so much better.

I really blame her for me not having caffeine this afternoon!!! She should get cruel and unusual punishment for that.

I also blame her for my fall off the wagon yesterday evening at dinner, now I know why I had the coke, it was Paris' fault. Why didn't I realize?

After I do MIC in a little bit, I will have a whole lot more to say. }(
 
LOL!!! I am joining the fun...

I blame her for my cramps.

I blame her for sweets cravings... I ate 6 ding dongs in 1 1/2 days.

I blame her for my purchase of the Ding Dongs, ice cream, and other stuff. I blame her that these things are off limits when trying to lose weight.

I blame her for gas going up 15 cents a gallon overnignt.

I blame her for the hot, miserable weather.

I blame her for my DD rug burn on her face... happened at her recital Saturday but I am still upset about it. x(

I blame her for 2 of our vehicles malfuntioning.

I feel a little better. :) I think I could go on and on though.

Autumn
 
I blame her for the perimenopause symptoms I suffer from.

I blame it on her that I have sit behind a stupid computer and write lame COBOL programs because I need the money.

I blame her for not being able to keep up with the clutter that accumulates in my house.

I blame her that my three year old ends up sleeping in my bed every night which causes me to be stiff from lack of room.

I blame her that cherries are in season for such a short time and also blame her that for this reason I eat as much of them as I possibly can before the season has ended.
 
I blame her for the big long post I wrote that didn't get posted and is now lost forever because I'm too lazy to retype it!

Lunacat
 
This is soooo funny!!!
It's her fault I feel bloated.
I blame her because I don't have the will power to give up sweets,
I blame her for the humidity returning tomorrow.
And I don't know how, but it's all her fault Tom Cruise is dating Katie Holmes who is what 12?

I feel pretty good now. :7 Kali
 
I blame Paris for:

1. The "dumbing down" of pop culture

2. The "slutting down" of pop culture

3. The bad example she's setting for young *ladies*

4. The injustice that the money she spends on clothes in 1 week could feed the entire population of a developing country for 1 year!! Does she put any of her money to good use??

I THANK Paris for:

1. The silly satisfaction I get out of looking at this picture of her:

http://www.icircle.com/html/DIET/Celeb_diet_and_fitness/SUBARTICLE/21833.html

HA! Take THAT PARIS!

ok, it's really not that bad. But it's just so unfair!! (stamping foot in frustration)x( x(
 
Well well! My daughter's only about to turn five; how did she become so well known?

I blame Paris for the juice spilt on my floor, my terrified cat hiding under my bed, the ungodly clutter of toys in my kitchen, living room, and playroom, my stretch marks, my weak perineal muscles, my empty bank account, and more joy than I could have ever asked for in being a mother.

Shelley, the radio dj just said the words "Tim Horton", and on this rainy, dreary, windy afternoon I almost passed out from an intense craving for coffee and Timbits. It's a good thing I'm too lazy and too broke to walk up the street and treat myself.

Cheers,
Sandra
 
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