A man said to his wife one day
"I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time"
The wife responded
"Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me, and God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
Marion
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking when she was 60. Today she is 97 and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen DeGeneres
"I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time"
The wife responded
"Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me, and God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
Marion
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking when she was 60. Today she is 97 and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen DeGeneres
