Buddy, thicken up that skin and have a little faith! ;-)
First of all, Gayle's absolutely correct -- we will never, ever be over such eye candy as the STS Boys. Ever. It's a God-given right to ogle eye candy. That's why God invented eye candy, as a matter of fact.
(Speaking of serious eye candy, ohmigosh -- My hubby and I went to see Bon Jovi this week and I'm telling ya, the 20,000 people there were 80% women of ALL ages and 20% guys who looked like long-suffering boyfriends/husbands along for the ride. Including my husband!)
And second, Jerry, we are all assuming that, for us, you will most definitely BE eye candy. ;-)