Jusr released on my own recognizance!!

jloewe

Cathlete
Sorry, Ellie....

I had to turn over a few 18-wheelers and torched a couple of empty buildings on Main St. Wildwood...and looted your empty vacation home in the Crest and stole your Cathe DVD collection in celebration of the Phils win last night.

I told the arresting officer I simply had to be at Cathe's health club on the 20th..the torture I'll receive there is far worse than any prison term could be.
 
I Knew it was you!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

I went stark raving mad myself and ran thru the streets pushing people and overturning cars! I lit a few houses on fire and slashed a few tires just for good measure!
I just didn't get caught!!!!:D:D

God I hope the Eagles go to the superbowl!!! I could do some real damage
ellie
 

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