67firecracker
Cathlete
I can't sleep so I thought I'd share a joke I heard.
A little girl came skipping out of the house up to her father who was working in the yard. He was somewhat taken by surprise when he heard her say "Daddy, what's sex?" He knew the time was coming when they would explain this to her but he never expected it to be so soon. He knew that kids are growing up faster these days and he didn't want to be the kind of dad that shyed away from these topics. Swallowing his embarrassment he launched into an explanation of the facts of life to his very attentive daughter.
Upon completion he was feeling very proud of himself until he looked into her horrified little eyes. He then wondered if he had divulged too much and he asked reassuringly "Honey, why did you ask that question?"
Blinking in unbelief, she swallowed hard and said "Because mommy said dinner would be ready in a couple secs."
A little girl came skipping out of the house up to her father who was working in the yard. He was somewhat taken by surprise when he heard her say "Daddy, what's sex?" He knew the time was coming when they would explain this to her but he never expected it to be so soon. He knew that kids are growing up faster these days and he didn't want to be the kind of dad that shyed away from these topics. Swallowing his embarrassment he launched into an explanation of the facts of life to his very attentive daughter.
Upon completion he was feeling very proud of himself until he looked into her horrified little eyes. He then wondered if he had divulged too much and he asked reassuringly "Honey, why did you ask that question?"
Blinking in unbelief, she swallowed hard and said "Because mommy said dinner would be ready in a couple secs."
LOL!