I ate like a machine (when I wasn't drinking apple martinis) but I also worked out like a machine. I only gained a pound, but it is a nasty one 'cause I know it's not water weight!
If you're bloated and you know it, jiggle your thighs!
If you're bloated and you know it, wobble your tris!
If you're bloated and you know it, then the rolls will surely show it,
If you're bloated and you know it, bug your eyes!
Sorry, the song was in my head!
Melissa