I think it's time for a laugh......maybe

[haydee]

A pastor made a house call for an elderly lady. Her health was deteriorating and she lived all alone. As they visited she sat in a shabby old recliner with a tray of peanuts next to her. They reminisced for quite some time, all the while the pastor was munching on the peanuts. Finally he concluded with a prayer and then apologized. Leaning foward and cupping a hand around her ear she asked, "What did you say, pastor?" "I said, I'm sorry I've eaten most of your peanuts!" "Oh, that's all right. Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off em' anyway."


Haydee

 

[banslug]

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Thanks for a late afternoon pick-me-up.

And sorry I don't have any jokes of my own to share.

Gayle

 

[claridge]

LOL!! Thats funny

Reminds me when my daughter was young and she had a THING! about buying a bag of potatoe chips and licking all the salt of the chips, one by one, then putting the soggy saltless remains back in the bag,

Im pretty sure, her brother and sister were caught out more than once by this bag of chips left on the table...................and would SAMPLE a few.

I definatly know DH did because he commented once, after having a handful, that they had a STRANGE flavour, but were okey!

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW is right

Marion

 

[Maximus]

Oh that is so gross! Thanks for the smile........

 

[wendybdh]

I love that! Can't wait to tell that one at work today.

Thanks, Wendy

 

[dlavie]

How can you tell the hard chocolates in an assortment?

They have teeth marks in them!

Dave

 

[haydee]

I hate when someone does that, take a bite and put it back into the box. Now that's nasty.

Haydee

 

[DebbieH]

Too funny you guys! THANKS for sharing!
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