Hey Ima, I've got you beat. Our neighbor cuts her lawn with scissors! And I'm not talking trimming it. She sits on her lawn from morning til night and cuts it to the roots. She never gets far cause by the time she gets part of it done, the rest has already grown back. And let's not talk about the back yard where the weeds are now so high, my kids could get lost in them. She calls it her "English garden". People walk by and laugh. My husband, a landscape designer, has offered to mow it for her, but she refuses. She kicked the city off her propery last year when they attempted to cut it. We've tried to call the city as well as the mental health department (she has no air conditioning, has never opened a window, doesn't have garbage pick up or a phone line, claims the "mafia" and the government are spying on her through her sink, and lots of other strange behavior) all to no avail. SO thank your lucky stars they at least try to mow. We can't even think about moving unless we put our house up in the winter cause no one would even think about moving in next to her. Sigh:-(
Good luck!
Klaudia