Holiday clean eating

[acatalina]

This is a version of clean eating for the holidays.
Take fresh apple.
Wash with soap and water.
Dip in CHOCOLATE.
Eat for it has been cleaned...
Or, wash your mouth out with soap and water rinse well and eat cookie.If you eat fast enough you may be able to eat 3 or 4 before you have to wash with soap and water again to keep it clean.

If you don't like soap. Take pint of Crown Royal,rinse out mouth(be sure to swallow some)or alot and continue to devour the lady fingers. Rinse mouth with crown Royal again and repeat...
How this for clean eating during the holidays...

Bty the time you finish the pint you will not care if it was clean or dirty.....Then go do Imax 3...Then paramedics come to pick you up off floor for you have broken both legs and are foaming at the mouth from the lady fingers...

Happy Holidays...
LOL....

Anne
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[delfin]

Isn't holiday clean eating a contradiction in terms? Can I substitute Frangelica for the Crown Royal?

 

[acatalina]

I think any type of alcohol to cleanse would surfice...
I am being simple tonite...

Anne
Aka( Storm)

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[amybajamy]

Too, too funny!!:7