Hi and welcome to the zany, wacky world of Cathe.com. I'm Michele, keeper of the flaming batons. As part of your initiation you'll be required to do tuck jumps over a flaming baton.
But wait Michele. Shelley is doing her thing with the melted butter (or is it margarine?) while A-jock chants her mish moshes. I'm afraid you have to do the flaming baton demo.