Yummy Mummy
Cathlete
Great Truths that little children have learned:
1 No matter how hard you try, you cant baptise cats
2 When your Mum is mad at your Dad, dont let her brush your hair
3 If your sister hits you, dont hit back. Its always the second person they catch
4 You cant trust dogs to watch your food
5 Never hold a "dust buster" and the cat at the same time
6 You cant hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk
7 Dont wear polka dot undies under white shorts
Marion
You have to stay in shape. My Grandmother started walking when she was 60. Today she is 97 and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen DeGeneres
1 No matter how hard you try, you cant baptise cats
2 When your Mum is mad at your Dad, dont let her brush your hair
3 If your sister hits you, dont hit back. Its always the second person they catch
4 You cant trust dogs to watch your food
5 Never hold a "dust buster" and the cat at the same time
6 You cant hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk
7 Dont wear polka dot undies under white shorts
Marion
You have to stay in shape. My Grandmother started walking when she was 60. Today she is 97 and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen DeGeneres
