Halloween

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A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:
BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and…


(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)


The coffin stops

 

[scm]

HAHAHA!! That's pretty cute. Did one of you dd students tell you that one?

 

[0 Push ups]

It's form my teaching D.A.R.E. days....

 

[bjbowers]

Good one Bill! I'm going to borrow it, I'm entertaining an 11 and almost 9 year old tonight, and they loooooove jokes!!
Brandi

 

[robin8r]

Great one!

I'll be retelling that one!

Terri

 

[WD]

Very funny Bill. I think I will just take the cough syrup LOL
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[briee]

That was cute!!! I just want to say that it's fun to have your dh on this site Diane. His login always makes me laugh - you guys must have a great time together!!!

Stay Happy!!

Briee

 

[usamarsha]

Very cute!

 

[debbydarestobefit]

Just bumping in case others didn't get their Halloween treat!

 

[dixiedog6]

Thanks for the laugh!