Funny....

[momto2bratz]

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Aila:+

 

[Lunacat]

Too funny!! :7

 

[jdoll]

Excellent! LOL!

jes:+

 

[lorihart]

Its funny...and TRUE! Everything a women says,is exactly the way I would say it.But sometimes when I say go ahead and do something, I actually mean it...then he will ask."If I go,will I get in trouble later"?
Lori

 

[purple_magada]

Funny! }(