EWW! Worst Bathroom Story Ever

Bunbun

Cathlete
Someone today in the ladies' room at work left a "present" on the floor. We're a small company, but lately have been getting a ton of temp workers in. Those of us who are full-timers were walking around in a complete state of shock. Our temp workers aren't unskilled labor--they have to have a good head on their shoulders. Everyone in the office looks and acts professional. I can't imagine what would prompt anyone with a normal sense of decency to not clean up after themselves if they have an accident for whatever reason. Unreal!
 
Bunbun, my BIL runs a staffing firm and believe it or not my this has happened with temps he has sent out!! God I can't believe it. How gross.

Sparrow

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ‘Wow - what a ride!’ — Peter Sage
 
Maybe someone is suffering from canine confusion. YUCK!

Did anyone see the TV special years ago with hidden cameras? I remember this one scene, a woman hated her boss and every night she would go into his office and pee on a couch in there. Do disgusting! But possibly a standard revenge fantasy if one REALLY hates the boss.

:)

Marie
 
Wow, didn't see that show, but after today I'll believe anything along those lines. I know that dogs and cats will go in the house to spite you, but people??
 
I have a hard time with thinking that someone would do that in an office setting, but I have worked in restaurants for 20 years and you would not believe the way some people leave a restroom......I know they can not possibly live like that....I wonder what makes some people driven to completely trash a bathroom???

Donna
 
that is so gross!! if I was a temp I would never ever behave in that fashion, what one does reflects yourself to others and makes others just stay away from you!!! and not want you to come back and work so why a temp would do that is beyond me!!! but that again makes me really NOT want to use a public bathroom!! LOL I make my hubby or I will drive home to use the bathroom LOL
 
What kind of "present" are we talking about here?

I thought not washing hands after using the facilities (which it seems like 50% of students don't) was bad, but there have been times when students (I doubt it was faculty!) have not flushed after using the toilet! Number 1 OR number 2!

Kind of makes you wonder what their bathroom habits are at home, and if mommy and daddy have to flush after them!

(granted, I 'let it mellow if it's yellow' at home to conserve water, but I live alone, and I wouldn't do it if I shared facilities with another person, or in a public toilet).
 
>What kind of "present" are we talking about here?
>
>I thought not washing hands after using the facilities (which
>it seems like 50% of students don't) was bad, but there have
>been times when students (I doubt it was faculty!) have not
>flushed after using the toilet! Number 1 OR number 2!
>

we have that issue with teenagaers using the community bathrooms at the pool. and boy,they want to save water but don't care about the trees for the amount of toliet paper they are using.

kassia

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"And do what thee wilt as long as ye harm none"
 
This thread is disgusting but it's still making me laugh. :+

OK here's the worst bathroom story ever: my ex hubby is a PE teacher at a public elementary school. For weeks one of the students kept doing #2 on the floor in the boys' room, suspect unknown. One day my ex went into the boys' room right after a kid came out, & there was the "present." So he brought the kid to the principal's office, they suspended him & made him clean up the "present" on his own, called his parents to let them know & of course they insisted their child would never do such a thing. No one in the school administration believed them b/c the kid was a "known troublemaker."

Well, a week later a different kid was caught in the act. I asked my ex, so did you apologize to the poor child who had to clean up someone else's crap? Did you apologize to the parents? He said no, they didn't tell anyone they made a mistake. He said it didn't matter, b/c even if this kid didn't do it, he's done something wrong in the past that he got away with so the punishment was just.

The poor kid. :eek: What kind of message did this send him? Think of the big picture: what if someone was falsely accused of a serious crime & sent to jail, & they caught the real suspect?
 
I'm a school teacher and I had a roach crawling on my toilet paper the other day...I'm just glad it didn't jump on my butt! Yes...this was a bathroom in the school's nurses office!

Plus we have a 4th grader that does a number 2 in his pants, shakes it down his pant leg, and leaves it on the floor everywhere in the school.

Becky
 
Ok don't want to gross you ladies out too much but I had two instances of bathroom grossness I have to share.

One time I went to a chinese resturant and went to the bathroom and it looked like someone was murdered in there :( It was really bad and I have know idea how that was possible. It was all over the floor.

Just last year I went to the bathroom at work and it was the same thing mentioned from above but it was in one stall on the floor. I called Facilities and had them come clean it up. GROSS!

Why can't people be clean?

The guys here at my most recent job complain about their bathroom, they say it is a cess pool.
 
>Why can't people be clean?
>
>The guys here at my most recent job complain about their
>bathroom, they say it is a cess pool.

According to a male colleague of mine, the men's restroom is even groser than the women's (I haven't checked it out for myself).

And to answer your question: I have no idea. It's like some people never learned basic cleanliness, or they just figure someone else will clean up behind them.

The world would be a much better place if everyone just cleaned up after themselves, woulnd't it?
 
Okay, this thread makes it official: there isn't *anything* we won't talk about here, lol!

Here are mine:

- my boarding school had big bathrooms with 5 or 6 stalls. I went into a stall one time - or at least pushed the door open - and gagged. It was similar to the "murder scene" mentioned above. It was just everywhere, up the walls etc. Turns out some poor girl had food poisoning. Still, it boggles the mind how it got on the walls above the toilet...

- the second involves my sister's last dog, a very sweet and huge rottie/lab mix who suffered from colitis ( we later found out!) My BIL goes away on business. My sister has a baby and is also 6 months preggo with her second, so she asks me if I would mind coming to stay for a few days. I didn't mind at all - until I come down in the morning, with the baby on my hip, to a kitchen full of a night's worth of sick dog "mess." I won't go into details but it was horrendous. To top it off he'd also torn open the garbage and tossed that about the room. Of course there was no way I was going to let my pregnant sister near the mess so I hauled on some gloves and got to work. It was one of those times when you seriously thing it would be less horrible to just burn down the house. BLECH.

Sparrow

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ‘Wow - what a ride!’ — Peter Sage
 
Your HR office needs to be addressing this with everyone thta works there. This is a biohazard. REALLY I'm not making that up. Body fluids (or in this case-solids) carry germs & health risks. Yuck
 
HR put up huge signs in the bathroom, but there's not much else they can do. It's not as if it happens when it's any of us full-time people around, and we're not using a temp agency to hire temps--we're doing it on our own. Can you imagine that as a question in a job interview?! "Do you know how to use a toilet properly?"

I'm still in shock over the whole thing--still hoping that someone got dog dirt on their foot and tracked it into the bathroom or something like that. Didn't seem to be that, though.

I've heard the guys in our office complain about the state of their bathroom, but I don't think they've ever had this happen!
 
They put up signs? "No cr*pping on the floors, please!" LOL

And I thought it was bad enough that they always have to post reminders about what to do with your sanitary products... I sometimes wonder if people are just really lazy or really dumb? Is that one of those chicken-or-egg questions?
 
>They put up signs? "No cr*pping on the floors, please!" LOL
>
>And I thought it was bad enough that they always have to post
>reminders about what to do with your sanitary products... I
>sometimes wonder if people are just really lazy or really
>dumb? Is that one of those chicken-or-egg questions?


I was thinking the same thing. It's a strange world when you have to remind people not to s(&@#4 on the floor, or to flush the toilet (something you learn by the age of 4? presumably?), or stick their hands down a garbage disposal, etc.

Lazy? Dumb? Maybe a bit of both? Or, perhaps more likely, not caring a whit about anyone but themselves. So what if it inconveniences/annoys/disgusts someone else? I'll do what I want. Unfortunately, there seem to be more and more people with that mindset these days. If I suddently became "Kathryn Almighty," I'd be sure to zap them out of existence!
 
Ok, we actually ARE talking about doody on the FLOOR, right?? I cannot believe this. At first, I thought maybe we were talking about tampons or something. This is totally NASTY!

I get not flushing the toilet after #2....that's bad enough...heck, #2 AT WORK is bad enough...but doody on the floor?? I have never....:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Oh, it was definitely doody. Possibly dog, but only a very slim possibility based on what it looked like. And I agree--it's absolutely incredible to me that someone did that.
 
Well I have two...one doesn't even include a bathroom, but it does involve someone leaving a "#2 present" in the stairwell of my old office building. Is that not disgusting. At least some of the other people in these stories made it to the bathroom...this person just decided the stairway looked appealing to them. And of course what makes it worse is that there is definitely no bathroom tissue in there so how disgusting is that? The other story did happen in the bathroom. There was a lady and her little girl in there one day and the little girl dropped her sucker on the floor in one of stalls and her mom let her put it back in her mouth. DISGUSTING!
 

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