Okay, this thread makes it official: there isn't *anything* we won't talk about here, lol!
Here are mine:
- my boarding school had big bathrooms with 5 or 6 stalls. I went into a stall one time - or at least pushed the door open - and gagged. It was similar to the "murder scene" mentioned above. It was just everywhere, up the walls etc. Turns out some poor girl had food poisoning. Still, it boggles the mind how it got on the walls above the toilet...
- the second involves my sister's last dog, a very sweet and huge rottie/lab mix who suffered from colitis ( we later found out!) My BIL goes away on business. My sister has a baby and is also 6 months preggo with her second, so she asks me if I would mind coming to stay for a few days. I didn't mind at all - until I come down in the morning, with the baby on my hip, to a kitchen full of a night's worth of sick dog "mess." I won't go into details but it was horrendous. To top it off he'd also torn open the garbage and tossed that about the room. Of course there was no way I was going to let my pregnant sister near the mess so I hauled on some gloves and got to work. It was one of those times when you seriously thing it would be less horrible to just burn down the house. BLECH.
Sparrow
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ‘Wow - what a ride!’ — Peter Sage