<--Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

<--- thanks you all profusely for the award
<--- would like to thank my voice coach, my agent, the producers, my peg leg artist, the eye patch lady [CUE SWELLING MUSIC] and everyone who knows me ...

<--- :*
 
<-- peg legs into thread
<-- made the bootcampers do walking planks today in honor of TLAP day :D
<-- had lots to do like getting ready to leave in 20 min
<-- should go do that, but <-- wanted to raise a glass in honor of TLAP day and tell Robin to have fun at work today ;)
<-- hopes the hot dog armada comes back this year! :7
 
<--has been calling coworkers pfeffersaecke und Leichtmatrosen
<--will go home and speak to the wiener niece and nephew in germanic pirate talk
<--is happy to report that one bill is in and is much less than <-- expected
<--runs through thread yelling whoo-hoo!
 
<---summons the skurvy OAL'ers together and asks if any be seeing Teri ket skulking around???
<---has not seen that particular landlubber around these parts in several days
 
<---tells Shelley she now has a new idea for what the dress the weiners as for Halloween!!!
<---isn't sure any of them have long enough arms to actually do the motions for YMCA though...
<---tells Teri to BRING BACK THE RUM!!! or else!
 
<---lol at Catherine's jokes
<---says here are some real lame ones:
<---what's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
<---ships ahoy
<---What is the name of the pirate tax office?
<---The Aye. Arrr. S!
<---What did all the pirates say to the last pirate to come to the party?
<---Ahoy Latey!!!!
<---Why was the pirate's butt so big?
<---Because he kept stealing everyone's booty

<---says and last but not least:

"A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
 
<---Says this particular scurvy pirate has be eatin' lunch
<---'s tummy was growlin' from all 'o th' rum.
<---has begun drinking more rum and ale now
<---weavin' like a drunkard
 
<--heard she could find some rum in here??
<--waves hi to all the OAL'ers!!
<--thanks Lorie for the lyrics. :)
 
<-- tells Tess, no, the rum is always gone here :) - pirates!!
<-- waves hello to Tess, glad to see her
<-- needs to go and pick up first mate and set sail to go to Tortuga (Target)
<-- bloody scullywag dogs chewed holes in all of <-- 's workout pants
<-- needs to buy new ones
<-- arrrrrrrrrr
 
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