Definition of a BBQ

Maximus

Cathlete
It's the only type of cooking a real man will do.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events
are put into motion:

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it
to the man who is lounging beside the grill --beer in hand.

4) The man places the meat on the grill.

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plate and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
with the situation.

7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women!
 
In a strange turn of events, after that evening, the woman's husband went missing. The next weekend she had friends over for "BBQ". It was very tasty and they all complimented her on it's tenderness. She just smiled a serene smile and licked her fingers.}(
 
Shelley, you're killing me here! I literally spit out my ice water when I read this!

This whole thing is hysterical because I JUST went through the same scenario this weekend. My inlaws were visiting for dinner and I did everything, including the bar-b-que marinade....all of it! My husband simply "burned the flesh" (as we call it in our house) and everyone is raving about how good the chicken was. He sits back and smiles!!

This will be printed out and put on the frige!
 
I printed this before i even finished reading it! So true!!! i end up cooking the meat half the time so it won't get burnt!


p.s. shelley, have you watched Fried Green Tomatoes recently?


jes:7
 

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