Cute: The Shortest Fairy Tale

nancy324

Cathlete
My Mom sent this to me:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
He said, "No."
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, adopted lots of pets, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.

-Nancy
 
LOL i like that.

kassia



When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be
disappointed to discover they are not it -- Bernard Bailey
 

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