Cute, funny card

M

mckeev5

Cathlete
On the cover:

Happy Birthday from the bottom of my butt.

Inside:

It's a lot more expressive than my heart.
 
Here's one:

You are one intelligent and witty man, with the most important attribute that makes you the perfect father

(open)

Kids!


or something like that!! I think the actual wording on it sounded funnier!
 
Here's another one:

Dad-want to have some peace and quiet on Father's Day?

(open)
Nap face down in the sofa cushions so it muffles your snoring.:)
 
HAHAHA!
(I'm having fun with this one)

Another:

The picture on the front is in a cartoon frame setting - in the first frame, the father's telling his little son "Son, save your hard earned money and you can afford to buy the good things in life" and the son is rolling is eyes and making a face. In the next frame the father's saying "Son, always treat others as you want to be treated", and the son's yawning and making a face. In the next frame the father says "Son, always appreciate your family and friends", and the son's eyes are crossed and he's making a face. In the last frame, the father stubs his toe and shouts "@#$&*&!" - the son's eyes light up, he has a huge grin, and says "@#$&*&!"

You open the card and it says,
See Dad? I did listen to what you were saying!
 
Hahaha! That's a good one.

Here is another:

Gimme a "D"

Gimme an "A"

Gimme a "D"

Put it together and what have you got?!

(open)

Gimme!
Gimme!
Gimme!
(sound familier?)
 
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