cookie recipe

tygra

Cathlete
Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 2-1/2 cups flour 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon tsp. juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the = electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Qose-Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas!!
 
I REALLY enjoyed that and will be running off copies of that, along with LauraMax's Office Party memo's from Patty, to hang up at work. I'm off Xmas week but lots of people aren't and will really need a laugh.

BTW, I once read an editorial about crazy stuff people did over the holidays and read about a woman who's family was very disappointed with the funky taste of the holiday turkey. I honestly don't know how someone could be this drunk but they found a bar of soap in the stuffing INSIDE the turkey because Mom had been downing white wine the whole time she was preparing the food. Yea, I'll bet it was funky. Ew.
 

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