Dani53
Cathlete
You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while
to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air
part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and
retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts
to the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the
last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male,
didn't you? But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,
he keeps trying!
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while
to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air
part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and
retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts
to the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the
last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male,
didn't you? But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,
he keeps trying!
