<----All that shimmers in this world...

<---Glad to hear that Liann made it to Tampa! WHOOOHOOO!
<---Hopes she has fun in FL
<---Is also worrying about Shelley
<---Knows what it feels like to be in uber funkville
<---Has been depressed for the last couple of weeks and thinks it is not fun at all
<---Also thinks that the OAL chums have made it easier to deal with
<---Hopes Shelley knows that we all care about her
<---Hugs to all who need them
<---Will slither back to hole now... :)
 
<--is glad to know Liann is now in Tampa
<--wonders if she will catch a Lightening game ;-)
<--adds hugs to Melissa, all she can stand from someone who smells funny from the Target fake tan lotion
<--thinks it smells like cinnamon, pretzels, and sweaty armpits
<--also hopes Michele is feeling okay
<--wants Nancy to know Tammy and <-- have been plotting to kidnap Doodles and visit next month and wonders what she thinks about that
 
<---Accepts smelly hug from Beavs and wants more :)
<---Also wishes everyone a Happy Festivus a few weeks early! :)
<---Tells Beavs that she digs smelly hugs; loves when DH comes home smelling like burnt 90W (rear end oil)!
<---Says that she thinks it should be marketed as SEXY STUD, a scent which drives wives crazy :)
<---Leaves now before she gets too silly
 
<---wants Beavs and Tammy to kidnap me too!
<---tells Beavs to please give Tammy a smelly hug and tell her <--misses her
<---alas, does not have enough money or vacation time to allow herself to be kidnapped
<---is having a very slow day at work and several people have taken time off
<---says SWMNBN is doing pee-pee stuff for me, so <--can work on my fungus lecture material
<---says see how well <--is updating her fungus material?
 
<--thinks Robin should do a rap about her fungus lecture material
<--loves rear end oil
<--is also silly
 
<--pops in for lunch
<--tells Beavs <-- thinks the NYC kidnapping idea is fabo!
<--says maybe we can do some typical tourist type stuff like go look at the tree at Rock Center or something
<--says we can also visit firehouses for Miss Sparkly
<--is LOL@ the idea of a fungus lecture rap :7 :7
<--says ooops, Odwalla bar finished, back to the grind
 
<--- comes in sniffling and sneezing
<--- says I hab a code
<--- wants to know how Shelley is and is very concerned about her
<--- hopes Shelley's SO has a plausible explanation
<--- is so sorry about Lorie's student and will keep her in <--- prayers
<--- thanks Robin and Beavs for their concern and assures them she's okay
<--- is cracking up over Beavs, the master of silliness
<--- waves to everyone else ^^^ and vvv

<--- ETA that <--- wants to be kidnapped and taken to NYC, preferably on the Partridge Family bus

<--- ETA again that <--- also misses Tammy like crazy and wants Beavs to give her a big ole hug from <---
 
<--- is letting you know that she's alive
<--- just bought something for herself to make herself feel better
<--- now feels guilty for spending money on herself
<--- *sigh*
 
<--suggests Shelley buy a nice flashy baseball bat
<--then she can say she spent the money on someone else (whom she will clunk over the noggin' with said bat)
<--will distribute Tammy hugs
<--will fire up the Partridge bus for Michele
<--forces her to sit on the back of the bus with Danny Bonaduce since she is contagious (and he is a booger)
<--hopes there's enough rear end oil to make it to NYC
<--tells Nancy <-- want to have a lemoncello at the bar the Rockefeller that SO's sis talks about
 
<--- LOL at booger :D
<--- is working late
<--- is <---'s fault for messing about earlier! x(
<--- DH has just brought <--- a coffee (without being asked) :*
<--- sends oodles of hugs to Shelley
<--- is glad Liann made it safely
<--- says yeucchhh to Robin's fungus
<--- is insanely jealous of a putative NY GTG
<--- also sends big hugs to Melissa and hopes things are getting better
<--- can't say that burnt engine oil does much for <---
<--- must also add that <--- has noticed how hard Miss Amelia has been working out lately and congratulates her! :)
<--- also says yay to Emily for almost completing 4DS. <--- is really glad that piriwhatsit seems to have been vanquished
<--- wishes all a good evening :7
 
<---hugs Ronne right back! :)
<---glad to see Shelley is back
<---smelled DH at lunch and oh my! Yes, that's right, he rebuilt a rear end today...
<---leaves thread singing "if the house is rockin' don't bother knockin'":D
 
<--adds Ronne and Shelley to the list
<--will figure out who gets to sit with Flo Henderson later
<--is a little askeered of Doodles getting fresh with the firefighters
 
<---thanks Beavs for unclean idea...loves the smell of turnout gear too! May have to turn this into a daily affair this week! :)

ETA
<---just witness a potential DUI arrest but they let him go! is not lying!
<---says that co-worker is calling the local police dept right now
<---describes scene in non-arrow speak:

I was talking to one of our pilots at my desk and he said "Hey check out the parking lot!"
I went to the window and saw a dude in the middle of a field sobriety test and failing MISERABLY! I figured he was going to the lock up. He went through three tests (follow the finger...walk heel to toe...hold one leg in the air) and failed all three plus he was staggering and yelling. The cop cuffs him and take him over to the police car. The other cop from an unmarked car goes over to the DUI guy's jeep and pulls out two open cans of beer and takes them to the other cop car. He pours out the remains of two can of beers out on the asphalt in front of the dash cam. Next thing we know, the other cop uncuffs the guy and lets him go (he drove away!). We went out to the parking lot to make sure the fresh puddles were beer and they were. We are baffled. All that I can think is that either this guy was having an extraordinarily lucky day or it was a setup scenario for training. I am hoping for the latter!

<---returns to arrow speak
<---thinks Shelley could appreciate that while all of the above was going on, my XM was belting out Sober by Tool! :)
<---wishes all of you a great evening
<---will be rocking with DH...way too busy for Cops on the boob tube! :)
 
<--- wonders why Mrs. Brady is on the Partridge Family bus?
<--- wants to sit next to Shirley Jones so we can sing duets from Oklahama together ;)
 
<--runs into thread hoping <--is not too late
<--really, really wants to get on the bus (but will not sit next to gross danny)
<--wants to join the NYGTG!!!
 
<---wants to sit on the other side of Shirley and sing songs from Carosel
<---tells Ronne if she can come up with the flash to make a trip to NYC, so will <--
<---was sorry to miss the last NYC road trip
<---is done with 4DS Kickbox and legs
<---is waiting for the crockpot to spit our finished venison
<---thinks the trouble with venison is it tastes like venison
<---will only eat a smidgen, along with lots of veggies
 
<--tells Shelley that Shirley was kicked off the bus for disorderly conduct
<--likes Flo because she pimps that unhealthy cooking oil on tv

ETA
<--is utterly appalled at the situation Melissa relayed
<--hopes somebody chokes on a donut
 

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