A Woman's Prayer-No offense:D

[Bobbi]

An email from a fellow wife:

A Woman's Prayer

Dear Lord,
I pray for:
Wisdom, to understand a man.
Love, to forgive him and;
Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength

I'll just beat him to death.

"Or not, and go work out with Cathe. I need ALL my strength for that!" amended by Bobbi 06/03/05

I am a proponent of non-violence but when it comes to husbands, I make exceptions. Verbally, which is why he's upstairs sleeping like a baby. And I am on the computer instead of standing over him with a pillow in my hands. One homicidal thought but NO sugary sweets!


Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver"

 

[smoogy]

ROFL! Hope you don't mind me passing that around to my friends & coworkers. Now that I think about it... We work with a bunch of doctors. Hmmm? Somehow that would also fit the bill.}(

Marla;-) :+

 

[Mckmain]

Bobbi...don't feel alone....Mine is in bed too......wimp....Carole

 

[Bobbi]

Thank you! I do so love to LOL! And when they are sleeping, no one mocks me. Wimp. Oh Carole, your are so much kinder than I!
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver

 

[Mckmain]

Bobbi..you know me....I was holding back big time...:7 ..Carole

 

[Bobbi]

Pass it, do. We women must stick together and make life more bearable with such prayers. Reminds me I am in charge but not large, just strong!
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver

 

[Bobbi]

I know, Carole, I know! You are so wonderful to be so restrained to keep the boards clean, but I know!
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver

 

[hippahips]

:7 :7 :7 :7 :7

Bobbi, this is hilarious! My husband just forgot our anniversary, can you believe that? (Not our wedding anniversary, but the day we started going out, which we've been celebrating for more than a decade!) I overheard him telling our son: "Andrew, I did something so horrible that upset your mom. I forgot something so important, and now your Mama's gonna kick me in the butt and boy, does she have big calves." Hmmmph. He better thank God I wasn't PMSing that day.}(

Pinky

 

[Lunacat]

I no longer have a husband, but I do have someone I'd like to stand over while holding a pillow!

Thanks for the poem, Bobbi!

 

[finsgirl]

This is classic, Bobbi! I could have used this prayer last weekend when my bf made my blood pressure go through the roof!!!



Angie