A poem

buffettgirl

buffettgirl

Cathlete
There once was a Catheite named Shelley
Who wasn't real pleased with her belly.
She did core max each day
And whittled it away
Now it no longer resembles jelly.
 
Another:

There once was a nurse named Michele
Who thought cardio an offspring from hell.
Till she started a post
And gave up the ghost.
Now she loves cardio more than she'll say.
 
A microbiologist named Robin
Drops to the floor a sobbin'
Because of the cake
She's refusing to take
And no longer ends up gobblin'
:)
 
This gal thinks y'all are nuts
but is still quite impressed by your rock-hard butts
wonders if she'll ever find
a cure to her growing behind
perhaps she should just be content
to give up a small bottom for Lent :)
 
There was this chick with a bird named Boomerang
Drove her crazy each day as it sang and sang
Till her mom brought a cake
Oh, that Grandma could bake.
And Melody no longer gave a dang.
 
There was an student with too many kids
The commotion they raised flipped her lid.
She gave them each chores
Behind the closed doors.
And now for the kids, Kara will take bids.
 
There was a new poster named BAM
Who turned out to be quite a ham
She stared a thread
Took some blows to the head
But we hope she won't go on the lam.
 
>There was a new poster named BAM
>Who turned out to be quite a ham
>She stared a thread
>Took some blows to the head
>But we hope she won't go on the lam.


OMG!!!!! I can't stop laughing. I have real tears running down my cheeks from this all out, full frontal hilarity.

I wish I were clever enough to pop off a few ditties.

Michele
:7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7
 
i spotted a catheite today
she said awww man don't get in my way
where there's one there's more
who'll leg press ya out the door
so just drop & give me 20

"you miss 100% of the shots you never take"


Debbie
 
There once was a writer named Sparrow
Who some felt had a mind much to narrow.
They flamed her but good.
So much for friends in the hood.
But, girlfriend, you move me to the marrow.
 
There once was a superhero named Deb
Who wore a cape that was red
She air lunged to the floor
And did jazz hands galore
Blew kisshies and ran out of the thread
 
*runs in w/ cape, bows to the crowd & stealthily creeps out of thread*


"you miss 100% of the shots you never take"


Debbie
 
See. We can all get along. We are poets and didn't know it. Except, of course, cultureless Michele. But we love her anyway, because she is kind to the elderly. Sending some of Debbie's kisshies towards Ohio.
 
>See. We can all get along. We are poets and didn't know it.
>Except, of course, cultureless Michele. But we love her
>anyway, because she is kind to the elderly. Sending some of
>Debbie's kisshies towards Ohio.


Yeah, I have been kind to you, haven't I, Robin!:p }( :D
And I'm blowing some kisses back at ya!:* :* :* :*

Michele
 
There once was a person named Bam
Who wanted to make friends with a new gang
She started a thread
That brought controversy to a new head
And now infamy will plague her again!

Bam
 
There once was an instructor named Cathe
She responded to my cries over DOMS with apathy
So why do I submit myself to such punishment?
Because I love her so and fear her admonishment!
 
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