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SENIOR MEMBER, I can't believe Cathe would make fun of my age like that.....:eek:

What Women Want in a Man, Original List(age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer thing 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What Women Want in a...

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What never to say to a Police Officer. 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph...

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How to clean your toilet http://1ww.us/Cat.jpg 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in...

Long but worth the read.... DADDY'S POEM Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZNWEXEka60 I've seen people twisted like that after a car accident....

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A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do...

Very important to read if you have children or grandchildren you take to movies. http://snopes.com/politics/religion/compass.asp

I had the same thing happen 2 years ago........ Don't let her know because it may be a surprise Christmas present.

Don't let her know because it may be a surprise Christmas present.

You think the Law is tough in Texas. In Florida an alligator was killed for arm robbery. A man in Florida had an alligator rip his arm off his shoulder. The arm was recovered from the stomach of the alligator after he was killed.

BBQ RULES We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man...

A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher...

The next time when you think things are not going your way, or life is too rough on you, check out this link. http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=7668133414808372958

JAY LENO; "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the...

Finally! Now there are only good singers left....

Diane Sue and I found out yesterday that she may be pregnant. She took the test and it showed a positive, but we will wait to see what the Doctor says. All our children are grown and we have grandchildren so I’m not sure what to think. I thought we were on the downhill slide, but this sure...