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"When he told me I had this look on my face and he made a comment about it. I said, you know why I have this look on my face, don't you? He said no and I said what was a month ago? He still didn't get it. So I told him." Remember the Mars, Venus thing, you got to tell us guys, we don't get...

One day long ago, a man and woman got married. The man told the woman that there would always be a box under the bed but to never look into it. So they were married for 40 years and the woman never looked in the box. On the morning of their 40th anniversary, the wife looked in the box. In the...

Happy Birthday Carole!! I know I'm late, but I want some of that cake, yummm...:P

6Swans4me, Thank you, I am very lucky. She is amazing for any age let along 54 years old. She has been doing her work-out for almost all of our 34 years together. From Jack LaLanne, Jane Fonda, and now Cathe.

Check http://wd.1ww.us It's my DW's web site.

"I live in a building and was told that I would have to meet the driver downstairs because it was dark outside." At that point I would have cancelled the order.

Your DH is right, they do. "I'm checking to see how she's put herself together." "I check out her makeup" "What jeans is she wearing”? "What shoe is she wearing with those jeans”? A guy, well (unless he's into guys) wouldn't be able to tell you much if anything about some guy...

Put me down for that aged cheese too,:-) but I was like that at birth.

You should appreciate the Snoring. 1. It shows you that he is still alive. 2. It shows you that he is still around. :+ There are already good tips here. The strips Sleeping on his side. Sleeping on his stomach. Weight gain will sometimes make someone start to snore. Have him do...

WOW at $325 per cat bring them over I'll clean both cats teeth for just $325. I'll even use a new tooth brush on both cats. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/tiere/animal-smiley-027.gif http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/tiere/animal-smiley-027.gif

hold the door open ***Of corse, and if a lady holds the door open for me, I will hold it and allow her in first. *** let someone in your lane ***Always checkout line in front of you *** Yes *** someone drops something *** Yes, but that one is dangerous, HEAD Bumping. ***...

Why I fired my Secretary. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she...

Beavs, Please keep the celebrities out of my Country except for the greater good ones I like them. :)

I would start a war with the United States. Surrender quickly. Then let the U.S. rebuild my country. or just give me a couple of Billion and I could do it myself.:+

A Policeman, and I did. :)

Prince, Hmmm No comment....:P

A TIP, Stick a fork in this topic, it's done..........;)

Waterlily, I apologize for using the word cheap in reference to a non-tipper. Lets say, reluctant to part with money or unusual or excessive frugality. Here is a good TIP for you. Never be upset over what someone you don’t even know, or someone that knows nothing about you says about...

That puts a whole new twist on taking sex ed in school.

I've been to a resturant, paid for the meal, forgot to tip. We got into the car and drove off. I thought about it, and realized I forgot to tip. I turned the car around went back to the resturant and handed the tip to the waitress. She was very greatful. I think it's just being cheap you...