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Cathlete
This is my 5lb. pet fat.

http://www.mypetfat.com/images/th_5lbs.jpg

he's been with me for months! But he is a trouble maker and to be honest, not that attractive and VERY stubborn. He even had the nerve to bring home, this 1lb. pet fat last week!

http://www.mypetfat.com/images/th_1lb.jpg


I'm looking for a new home for both pets ASAP!!!! They are lazy and soft and guey. They prefer to just hang around. They are not lowrise pants or bikini trained. I'm not really concerned if they get a good home of not.

Please let me know if you are interested, I can deliver as soon as possible (the sooner the better)!
 
What is this pet fat? Where did it come from? OOOOOH

Did your dog bring it home? What kind of animals do you have?

Janie,

"If you can't say anything nice about someone, then don't say anything at all."
-My mother, Mary Cooper-
 
Thanks, but no thanks. I have my own that I need to get rid off, mine is bigger though :) in fact, it is huge! Any takers???

It's hilarious though, where did you get it?

Take care,

Carola
 
I have them too. I've tried just about everything, starving them, making them exercise til you think they would die, soaking them in the hot tub until you think they would drown. I take them to the gym and try to leave without them, but they are always right behind me(literally). Maybe if I listed them on ebay, someone would come and take them from me. I know some plastic surgeons that sure like them, but they want me to pay them to take them away.
 
ROFLMAO! I'm glad you guys see my sense of humor. It's like that old story of "if you feed a stray dog (or mypetfat in this case) one time it won't ever leave." LOL!
 
I actually have thought it would be interesting to get a model of 1# or 5# of fat, and a model of 1# or 5# of muscle, as a motivational tool, but these prices seem rather ridiculous! There must be some other place one can get these things (I see them on TV once in a while, shown by fitness/health experts).
 
>In case anyone is interested, you can get a 1- or 5-pound
>replica of fat for a better price here:
>
>http://anatomical.com/product.asp?pn=WA7173
>
>or here:
>http://www.lww.com/product/?WA7173
>
>or here (Eeek!):
>http://www.paleeye.com/allprods.php?osCsid=4063941469be470087fbdbbe4237743f
>
>(At this last place, you also have a choice of a 'decayed,"
>"withered," or "wormy" zombie!

I look like the decayed zombie after IMAX 3.}(

The first site acually has the muscle you were wondering about.:D
 
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