You Know You Are Living in 2005 When.....

[ldy_solana]

You Know You Are Living In 2005 When..

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1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone
is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
kassia



When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be
disappointed to discover they are not it -- Bernard Bailey

 

[hippahips]

> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and
>family is that they
> don't have e-mail addresses.

So true. Why call when you can e-mail?

I do get coffee before I go online. Just goes to show what my priorities are.

Pinky

 

[andtckrtoo]

I identify with #9 most... LOL (meaning I'm getting a good case of old timers disease). These were funny! I can really relate to all of them (especially # 1 and #6). Thanks so much for sharing.

 

[Tamster]

Thanks Kassia...that was funny! I also get my coffee before going online, but that shouldn't be too surprising.

Tammy

 

[ldy_solana]

turning on the computer is the FIRST thing i do when i get up.


kassia



When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be
disappointed to discover they are not it -- Bernard Bailey

 

[gidget1978]

Those were all true! Not for myself of course.I don't own a cell phone and hate them.I think I hate them so much cause DH's is always ringing when I am right in the middle of a story!
#9 should have been.You use your home phone to call DH downstairs on his cell phone, to tell him your in bed
Im just to lazy once I get in there!
Lori

 

[dixiedog6]

LOL! how true

 

[tina72382]

thats so cute and so true! thanks! lol

 

[robyn6002]

Ha! How true every last one of them.

Yes I turn on my PC BEFORE getting my coffee and I called my son on my cell to help get the groceries!

A good friend of mine is moving 1/2 way around the world so we will just be in touch email and IM I feel a lot better after reading this

 

[wendybdh]

So true, so true! LOL!

 

[nancy324]

You communicate with your spouse in the next room by Instant Messaging.
Why strain my vocal chords trying to shout?
:+

 

[ldy_solana]

>You communicate with your spouse in the next room by Instant
>Messaging.
>Why strain my vocal chords trying to shout?
>:+
LOL my parents computers are in the same room and they are IMing each other. maybe thats why this marriage worked out LOL


kassia



When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be
disappointed to discover they are not it -- Bernard Bailey

 

[buffettgirl]

I'm from another century! I don't have a cell phone, and no internet access at home. I keep telling DH we live in a cave, but he seems to like it that way.