Work is oh so slow!

THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He
thought he was God and I didn't.

 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

 4 Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

 5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
                                                     

 6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

 7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

 8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

 10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
                                                             

 11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

 13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

 14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

 15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
                                                              

 16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

 17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

 18 Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I  grew up.

 19.. Procrastinate Now!

 20 I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With that?
                                      

 21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

 22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

 23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

 24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

 25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
                                                                                                  
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.

 27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
commitment for a pig.

 28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

 29 The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

 30 I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

  
                                                            
 


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Haydee
 
Awesome, Haydee! Thank you! I going to copy that into an email and distribute it to the other secretaries. :)
 
Very funny Haydee!

Hang in there Lunacat, I'm going home from work now. I'm off for a romantic weekend with my DH, while the kids enjoy the sitter. See you all next week!
 
Ooooh la la! Have a fun weekend, Robin! If we don't hear from you next week, we'll just assume it's exhaustion! ;)

Lunacat
 
WOW you get to spend time with dh. I don't know when was the last time I spent with dh, with the gym and all. My weekend will be either sitting in a huge truck guarding equipment or sitting in an elevator holding the door open, whichever my daughter and I choose to do, while Dh and friends bring machines from Manhattan, NY to Queens, NY. This will be the highlight of my w/e with dh:-(.

I think the next time dh & I get together will be Nevuary 30th.

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Haydee
 
Haydee, those are awesome!!!

I have a couple of questions for you....

If you make a pig mad, will it become disgruntled?
If an asian spins around really fast, will he become disoriented?

One day, a surgeon and an anesthesiologist meet at the hospital. They are both really attracted to the other, so the surgeon asks the anes. out. There is serious chemistry and sexual tension on this date, so they head back to the surgeon's home.
When they are all finished (you can guess what they were doing), the anes. exclaims "You must be the best surgeon ever! Your hands are so precise and accurate!" (they are doctors, it isn't supposed to be romantic)
The surgeon says, "Well, you are an even better anesthesiologist. I didn't feel a d#mn thing!":+
 
HHHAHAHHAHAAAHHHHaa...

The pig just scared the _______ out of my cats!! HHAHHAHAHAHAAAA...

I mean, poor babies....
 

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