Why are Married Women Heavier Than Single Women?

Madonna

Cathlete
Why are married women heavier than single women?

Because single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed, and go to the fridge.




Love,

Madonna
 
Sorry you guys, I just had to post the joke. I told this joke to my husband last night and was laughing so hard I couldnt hardly get it out. Of course I wasnt referring to him :p

Really, he truly is wonderful, I just thought it was so funny.



Love,

Madonna
 

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