When you have a song to sell your fitness routine

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Boybert

Cathlete
there is something seriously wrong. "It's fitness made simple....for everyday people.....do do dee dee dooooo". Okay that's my really pathetic rendition. But anyhow, when you're trying that hard to sell something, it just makes me NOT want the product. I mean, hello, Cathe's like one of the best kept secrets. I don't think she'd ever have to market her "product" in that manner.


Long live pikes, planks ,& plie squats.



"you miss 100% of the shots you never take"

Debbie
 
I get it. It's that stupid jingle for Fitness Made Simple. I can't judge their routine b/c I've never seen them. And I probably won't, even if it's only b/c of that stupid jingle. ;-)
 
LOL Angie. Forgive me - I've been hanging out with a toddler all day. Fitness Made Simple. The commerical is on ALL the time, here anyway. I never tried his routine either, but the dumb commerical is enough to make me not want to.


"you miss 100% of the shots you never take"

Debbie
 
Ahhhh...!!! I haven't seen that commercial but my kids keeping singing "Let's Get Physical!" from that stupid cell phone commercial. It makes me think of the days of leotards, leg warmers, and sweatbands!!! :p


Angie
 
I've seen the commercials, but I don't remember a jingle. I guess I'm paying too much time looking at the instructor. And not in an admiring way! He looks like he works the front of the body too much and slacks on the rear shoulders/rhomboids (forward-sloping shoulders and bulging "man boobies").

I think we should make a jingle for Cathe:

"Push it, push it! Yes you can!
Jumpin' and Pumpin' like a Cathe fan!
We'll get stronger
We'll get buff
IMAX 12 is still not enough!"
 
Kathryn,

ROFLMAO! If you ever tire of your current job you can always write jingles!!

Is this about John Basdow or whatever his name is? I can't stand those commercials. He actually gives me the creeps and I just wish he'd put his clothes on.

Michele
 
OMG Kathryn I have tears rolling down my cheeks! Too funny!


"you miss 100% of the shots you never take"

Debbie
 
>ROFLMAO! If you ever tire of your current job you can always
>write jingles!!

I am inspired!!
"Fitness Made Simple""

"If you want man boobies too,
This routine is just for you.

If you're hairy, get manscaped:
Or you'll look just like an ape!

Your shoulders may round, it's true,
But buy this, I promise you:

It will make your hair so big,
People will think it's a wig!

Grease right up so you will shine,
Make that body hard and fine.

All the girls will look at you,
'Cuz they're thinking "What the who?"


Buy FIT-NESS MADE SIM-PLE!!!!"


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Kathryn,

I just abiut peed my pants!!

I really think you should send this in to the company. I'm sure they'd want to use it and you could make a million bucks--then buy all of us, your fans, a Cathe DVD.

Michele
 
>Kathryn,
>
>I just abiut peed my pants!!
>
>I really think you should send this in to the company. I'm
>sure they'd want to use it and you could make a million
>bucks--then buy all of us, your fans, a Cathe DVD.
>
>Michele


Michele, I'll be sure to share the spoils of this lucrative new profession with all my fans. I'm sure the FMS folks will be quite pleased with my creation, and will pay me tons of dough for it!

Though are you sure you don't want some Depends instead of a Cathe DVD? I may be writing more jingles in the future, so you may need them!:p
 
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