What have I signed up for? Waivers!

kathryn

Cathlete
I signed up for a 5k called the "Goose Poop Challenge" (had to have one of those shirts!) that takes place tomorrow. Like most 5ks, there is a waiver to sign, but this one takes the cake.

Rather than a couple of general sentences releasing them of all liability in case of injury to myself, or a short paragraph, this waiver is 1/2 page of small print.

Included are such warnings as: "I may be engaging in activities that involve the risk of serious personal injury, illness, permanent disability, dismemberment, and death...". The mention of risk of dismemberment ( :confused: ) and death is repeated farther down.

I'm starting to wonder who designed the obstacles, a fan of Edgar Allan Poe? ("Watch out for the pendulum!").
 
I would like to know where the *dismemberment* were likely to happen on that 5k!!!

Geez, forget the tee-shirt and frame that waiver!
 

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