<--the old hooty owl hooty hoots to the dove

<---had no idea that there were such things as fart machines
<---feels incredibly enlightened now, thanks to Melissa and Beavs
<---finally has the perfect gift for those hard-to-buy-for people in <---'s life
<---thinks nothing says "I love you" like a remote-controlled fart machine ;)
 
<---Creates the most unfeminine and gross sounding arm pit fart imaginable and runs out of thread horse laughing! :)
 
<--- just got back from Whole Foods
<--- wanted to pull up a chair to the salad/hot food buffet and not leave
<--- can't imagine shopping there on a regular basis
<--- needs a nap
<--- strangely doesn't find farts funny at all
 
<--is stopping in for a cup of lentil soup
<--just realized <-- is only ever here when she's eating :p
<--skimmed the thread and saw something about fart machines, and is not going back to get details :p
<--grabs Robin's extra vacation days and runs for her life
<--just remembered that vacation days have no meaning for partners :(
<--comes back and gives Robin back her vacation days
<--steals some of Judy's chicken soup instead
<--is not playing nice today }(
<--tells Shelley that <-- gets nauseous in cars, trains, buses and on platforms, but not on cruise ships
<--says, okay, maybe she had a few bad moments, but there was dramamine in the gift shop :p
 
<---remembers when a friend went on a cruise and suffered seasickness, except when she ate}(
<---grabs her vacation days back from FancyNancyPartnerPants and begs for more
 
<--tells Melissa <-- also owns the same tooting machine
<--had one rigged to the stereo for extra volume
<--thinks Catherine probably left her card at home
<--knows that feeling of dread and nervousness
<--thinks Nancy could be a fart machine stand in after the lentil soup
<--can't understand why Shelley doesn't find third grade humor so funny
<--decided <-- liked Judy Garland when <-- learned she couldn't resist a good flatulence joke
<--thinks the word flatulence is funny
<--changes the subject.... ;-)
 
<---tells Catherine my sister "lost" her wallet and her car keys when we were there on vacation
<---says both items showed up right where she had left them
<---gives Catherine a hug and sends many happy finding vibes
 
<--- pops back in to say thanks for possibly solving one of <---'s present dilemmas
<--- thinks remote controlled farting machine sounds ideal for gadget boy
<--- goes off to search internet ...
<--- hopes Catherine finds her credit card
<--- remembers time <--- left all credit cards on desk at work next to computer before flying to Nice for weekend without them!x(

Ronne
 
<---is very proud of herself
<---just saw lab employee with her 2 week old DD and didn't shed a single tear
<---says eyes got a little hot, but just a little
<---asks Ronne to remind me never to visit gadget boy
 
<---pops out of HH to thank Emily for the hot guys and cookies:)
<---hopes Catherine finds her credit card
<---is sure Catherine's card is safe at home
<---has had credit card number stolen twice and it's no fun
<---says last time it happened someone charged $1000 at a sporting goods store in Montana
<---has decided that <--- needs to not be afraid to tell people "no" when asked to add more things into <---'s schedule
<---LOL at all the flatulence machine talk

Beth:)
 
<--- congratulates Robin and reassures her re visit to gadget boy as <--- chickened out and bought DVDs instead!:eek:

Ronne
 
<---finally staggers into thread
<---needs an OAL fix
<---waves hi to everyone
<---has been mighty busy today
<---didn't read ^^^ but saw an absolutely adorable picture of Bri!!
<---hopes everyone has a very nice rest of the day
<---hopes to get to play a bit more tomorrow
<---drags self back to work
 
<--- is VERY late again today
<--- runs in quickly & waves to the OAL group
<--- should have visited when the thread was shorter but...
<--- says it was already around 25 posts by the time <--- arrived &...
<--- had a couple of other posts to make &...
<--- had a bunch of work to do & when <--- was going to post, it was time for lunch!
<--- notices a new name &...
<--- welcomes Ronne!
<--- skimmed ^^^ quickly
<--- doesn't remember much but...
<--- thinks Bri is a cutie!
<--- needs to leave & visit a jobsite so...
<--- may not be back
<--- hopes everyone has had a good day
<--- will try to arrive earlier tomorrow
 
<---waves at Kel as she zipped by
<---have fun checking the bricks, dear
<---is all done with PLB
<---sweated in and messed up lovely do
<---will not be able to duplicate it as well tomarrow morning
<---is being lured to the kitchen by delicious smell of garlic and unclean meat sauce
 
<--is also worried about our world traveler
<--thinks it's just been too many days with no report
<--just had a scrumptious salad which contained: green leaf lettuce, arugula, radicchio, grilled chicken, kidney beans, mushrooms, asparagus, red peppers, green peppers, yellow peppers, broccoli, green peas, artichoke hearts, olives, carrots and red onions :9 :9
<--mixed Newman's light balsamic vinegrette dressing with some Newman's light caesar dressing
<--pigged out, but is using the excuse that Aunt Flo is expected tomorrow :p
<--says at least it was a healthy pig-out
<--is off to watch Top Chef (yes, there will be popcorn :p )
<--wishes you all a good night
 
<--is drooling over Nancy's salad
<--is having a bad day x(
<--found cc and is happy over that
<--also found a bill that <--didn't know was here
<--it was in between the car door and the seat x(
<--it's due very soon
<--at least not over due
<--there's more
<--had a water line break in the yard
<--noticed low water pressure and wondered what was going on
<--was calling all neighbors and found out it wasn't a local thing
<--DH looks out front and sees standing water in the yard :eek:
<--knows it could be worse
<--just took a shower at sisters
<--has some buckets of h2o to flush the toilets- ewwww TMI I know
<--things that you just don't think about x(
<--tomorrow is a new day :D :D :D

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