Quote of the Day

[PatriciaP]

Hi y'all!

Here's one of my favorite quotes of all time (unfortunately, it contains the forbidden "b" word, but it's just not as funny without it):

"Inside me, there's a thin woman crying to get out.....
But I can usually shut the bitch up with Chocolate."

Anyone care to share their favorite joke/quotes?

Patricia (who has so far resisted the Chocolate that a co-worker brought in today. He needed assistance in getting rid of excess Hallowe'en candy. Well, by garn, he'll get no help from me!)

 

[Aquajock]

I've got a thousand Quotes of the Day, some lofty and some humorous. Here's my favorite lofty one:

"It took a helluva man to take my woman but it didn't take him long."

Annette Q. Aquajock

 

[jillybean]

"Don't sweat the petty stuff. Pet the sweaty stuff." Just kidding. That was mostly for Trevor. Favorite quote:

"Live as though those who know you won't have to lie at your funeral."

-Jillybean (who has in fact helped a lot of co-workers today with their left over candy. Darned lack of trick-or-treaters!)

 

[KayM]

"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours." - Richard Bach

My favorite quote because it's so true (of me!).

-Kay
-Who managed to resist the Halloween treats, but caved in to a piece of pumpkin pie. It was heavenly!

 

[trevor]

Hi there Jilly....;-)
Trevor :-jumpy