Post your funniest spam

[nancy324]

My DH and I enjoy comparing how funny our spam is. This was one my DH recently received:

"Dear Home Owner,

After exhausting the study we are elated to accord to you the following,
Your present mortgage licenses you for more more than a 3.1 deflated tariff!
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!! NOW IS THE BEST TIME IN US HISTORY TO REFINANCE !!
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Hundreds of thousands of US Citizens have re-financed this month alone!
So why not you?
Go HERE to make that change.
If you prefer to be left out of this superfluous offer go here."

Superfluous? Gee, don't be so hard on yourselves.

Please post your funniest spam!

-Nancy

 

[Pedmom]

This is timely. I didn't save it, but yesterday I got an email saying that a "hot 23 year old Russian gal is moving to my area and wants to meet me". I figure hey-great! I can always use more friends, right?

LOL:+

 

[nancy324]

LOL ped! :7

 

[allwildgirl]

I'm very fond of the ones that tell me I can increase the size of my penis. Gosh, I didn't even know I HAD a penis! Maybe I do need to increase the size, if it's so small I can't even see it

 

[wendybdh]

Shelley,

ROTFLMAO! Gosh, would you mind forwarding me that e-mail-I can't seem to find mine either!

 

[Mckmain]

>I'm very fond of the ones that tell me I can increase the
>size of my penis. Gosh, I didn't even know I HAD a penis!
>Maybe I do need to increase the size, if it's so small I can't
>even see it


Shelley....did you give them my email???........Carole

 

[Miss Lee]

Yah--I get the one about the penis too. I just forward those to my DH at work :7

Michele

OOPS, I didn't realize I posted twice.

 

[Miss Lee]

Yah--I get the one about the penis too. I just forward those to my DH at work :7

Michele

 

[kathryn]

>I'm very fond of the ones that tell me I can increase the
>size of my penis. Gosh, I didn't even know I HAD a penis!
>Maybe I do need to increase the size, if it's so small I can't
>even see it


I got one that offered not only to help me increase the size of my penis, but to increase the size of my breasts, AND lose weight.

Guess they mistook me for an overweight hermaphrodite (or one of those "chicks" on "Supersize me")?

 

[nancy324]

Kathryn-
LOL!!!!!!:7 :7
-Nancy