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You experts out there tell me if there's any 'truth' in this
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for viagra. After careful consideration, by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable to use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, an gives new meanings to the names of "cocktails" , "Highballs" and just a good old fashioned "Stiff drink!.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of : MOUNT & DO
Thought for the day : there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimers research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
no recollection of what to do with them.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for viagra. After careful consideration, by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable to use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, an gives new meanings to the names of "cocktails" , "Highballs" and just a good old fashioned "Stiff drink!.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of : MOUNT & DO
Thought for the day : there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimers research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
no recollection of what to do with them.
