The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf
club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man
engages the hands free speaker-function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops
to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is
it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the BMW dealership
and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really
liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all
the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The
house we wanted last year is back on the
market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an
offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone
belongs to?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf
club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man
engages the hands free speaker-function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops
to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is
it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the BMW dealership
and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really
liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all
the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The
house we wanted last year is back on the
market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an
offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone
belongs to?"
