Just thought I'd share a funny

[JennieR]

I received this email today. It's making fun of the Cleveland Browns.

BROWNS


Ohio Law

The Ohio State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Cleveland .

For the first offense, they give you two Cleveland Browns tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Cleveland Browns

Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?

A. Put up goal post.

Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?

A. To Cleveland Browns Stadium-they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Browns and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

 

[Pearlstrand]

Too funny!

Jennie, I'm not a football fan and I live in the South, but that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time! I couldn't stop laughing!

Thanks so much for posting -- it was hilarious!

 

[SirenSongWoman]

You just keep those coming. I'm having lots of fun passing them around at work.

 

[JennieR]

You're welcome Kathryn.

SSW, I get them from my dad. I don't know where he gets it from, but when I get more, I'll be sure to pass them on your way.

 

[trixie108]

Boo, stop picking on my Brownies!! LOL, very funny though!! And appropriate!