Its a "worry" to get out of bed sometimes........

Y

Yummy Mummy

Cathlete
BECAUSE


If theres dog poo on the footpath........Im the one to walk in it
If I chop carrots........I always slice a finger
If anyones taost falls on the floor (butter side down).....its mine
Walking into the side of doors.......me
Tripping over "invisable" objects on the floor.........me
Running out of petrol, flat tires, car problems FULL STOP!........me
Electric shocks.........me


and the list goes on

DH thinks its a miracle Im still alive half the time


Marion







You have to stay in shape. My Grandmother started walking when she was 60. Today she is 97 and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen DeGeneres
 
RE: Its a

I bet you're just fantastic at taking things in stride. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger :+
 
RE: Its a

It IS a miracle your still alive!! Please PAY ATTENTION to what you are doing from now on! Get some glasses girl! You are a High Risk Cathe-ite, so you need to take extra care of yourself. We need you for the entertainment!

Aila
 
RE: Its a

Marion,

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade....then try to find someone who's life is giving them vodka and have a party! :D
 
RE: Its a

>Shh, you can't mention vodka around Marion..tee hee


Haha

I think your've just answered what my "problem" is

Its coffee first thing in the morning isnt it?, not vodka....damn!

BUT I cant be the only one "accident prone"

I need a "support team" here

Marion


You have to stay in shape. My Grandmother started walking when she was 60. Today she is 97 and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen DeGeneres
 
RE: Its a

Trust me, you're not. You're just brave enough to announce your propensity towards accidents. I am pretty much always covered in bruises, mostly around mid thigh and on my shins. Why? Because I run into every corner of every bleeping table or counter within a ten yard radius! If I trip on the invisible objects, it's only because there is someone watching, poised to laugh. I routinely bump my forehead getting into my car and my funnybones are losing their humor.

You have support. Bruised, slightly disheveled support.
 
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OMG! Marion.....:eek: i almost peed in my pants that is hysterical. your posts absolutely crack me up:7 i cut corners a little close sometimes when i'm in a hurry and i stay bruised up too! i keep hoping that when my thigh/ass area shrinks i will run into less or some such non-sense. i also tend to think the laudry basket will fit down the hall without turning it vertically.....that has yet to happen. if vodka throws your quilibrium off, i refuse to be balanced!!!!!:p

jes}(
 
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Marion,

No, you're not the only one! I swear someone keeps moving the walls and doors in my house, they are ALWAYS about 2 inches from where I think they are! In my adult life I've been to the emergency room twice, both my own fault, and both needing stitches.

My legs constantly have bruses from where I've run into things. As you said, I could go on.

Klutzes Unite!! :p

Nadine

~~Happiness is an Attitude~~
 
RE: Its a

Marion, I thought of you last night when I opened the trunk of my little SUV & a case of dogfood slid out & landed on my foot.

To make matters worse, there were these 3 hispanic guys walking up the street--I only mention their ethnicity b/c they really don't speak english--so they're trying to ask me if I'm OK but there was a definite language barrier, & I was trying to pick up the case of dogfood w/o dropping my drycleaning in the middle of the street, which of course I did, so I finally have the dogfood in hand but now my previously nice clean clothes are lying on the ground & my purse is sliding down my arm.........

Anyway, w/a little help (but no communication at all LOL) I finally managed to drag all my crap into my house.:eek:
 
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Marion -

I am like that too - I am amazed sometimes when I get out of the shower and check out my legs - I will have all these bruises that I have no idea how I got them. Some will be quite large and purple - hehe - I prob have permanent ones about the height of my desk at my office from whipping around the office....

Hehe....
 
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