Oh, Sooooooooooooosan, Sooooooooooooosan . . . you are in SUCH denial, girl . . .
Don't you know a cabal when you see one? Rocky flashing so much on Squirrel Aquatics? Him getting misty-eyed when Fiona's name came up? When Fiona showed up here at the Government Center where I work?
And yes, I'm secretly planning an aquatic component to the Cathe Camp. Bring your snorkel and your oxygen tank - as well as your crash cart.
A-Jock