i slink into my cave of shame

At least you passed all the hard stuff. (Does that make you feel any better?).

When stuff doesn't go right for me, I often think about all the people who have it way worse. So, think of the people out there who had to take it four or five times. Also think of the people (and by people, I mean me) who are Invoice #2170!

Shelbygirl
 
In the Best-of-ways I am glad you didn't pass because I thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread and laughing out loud of course. So just think of it this way, your failure brought me joy, for that I thank you! ;)

p.s. knock 'em dead with your awesomeness in round three and if he fails you again just get out of the car and start doing plie jacks right there. He might just decide to pass you at that point.:p
 
Frankly A-Jock, I think you can kill two birds with one stone (sorry birds!) with the snazzy Segway. Show off your awesomeness and get around town (and parallel parking is snap--even when driving the monster Segway)

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My cousin (same age as me) got his license in PA and they had to do a huge list of things to pass the test and apparently it was rare for anyone to pass. When I got mine here (MI), I already knew where I had to drive, because everyone went the same route and it wasn't long. A few blocks around town, no highway, no parking except in the parking lot when you got back. You never have to do another driving test here unless you really screw up.

Heck when my Grandpa was 90, his eye doctor wrote him a slip to get him through the eye exam that he flunked (cause they were just picking on old people - eye doctor was a senior, too) and they gave him a renewal. My uncle (mechanic) than disabled his car and told him it would cost tons of money to fix, so being cheap, he quit driving and we all breathed a sigh of relief.
 
You are getting close to passing. So crawl out of your cave and give it another go! The DMV hasn't told you not to come back.

Good luck.
 
Shame? What Shame!

My humiliation is complete. I must needs do some retail therapy to console myself. Any posts that emphasize how this is someone else's fault would be welcome.

Yours in mortification -

A-Jock


You drive a car?:confused: I thought you just donned your cape and flew! Seriously though, anyone with your super-human capacity shouldn't be held to the driving laws of mere mortals.;)
 

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