I feel pretty stupid...

fab40

Cathlete
I like my mish mosh of MIC hi/low and SJP hi/low and circuit. Well this morning I finished the MIC hi/low and I went to SJP and it kept freezing up and I ran upstairs to try on the other dvd player...same thing. Well I'm thinking, 'oh no, will SMN replace it.' I stuck in another workout, but didn't really focu on it cause I was bummed. Afterwards, I looked on the dvd and there was a huge smudge on it. I must have accidently touched it with my sweaty hands. Anyways, I cleaned it up and presto, no problems.:7 Unfortunately, my workout today sucked because of my lack of commonsense. Oh well, at least I am relieved now. I love that hi/low circuit of SJP.:)
 
While we're on the subject:

This past Sunday I was doing my upper body weight-lifting set, and I have to pull my hyper-magnetized plate-mates from one set of dumbbells to another. Believe it or not, I pulled these plate-mates off of one dumbbell and they somehow managed to clap themselves together on the tip of my left index finger. It was like getting caught in the jaws of a little crocodile. Broke a brand-new acrylic.

Plus I remember the time I was getting a little too enthusiastic about airborne jacks; I vaulted into the air circling my arms just like Cathe likes, and whacked my left hand on a brass-and-glass ceiling light fixture. Almost broke the glass.

Plus the time I punched myself while doing uneven lunges in I-Max 1 . . .

Plus the time . . .

You get the idea.

A-Jock
 
I once gave myself an uppercut right smack on my cheek. OUCH...bad. Didn't realize my punches could HURT, which is good.;)

Pinky
 
I never do anything stupid and I perform each and every move in Cathe's workouts flawlessly. (Better, in fact, than Cathe and crew.) I therefore have no mishap anecdotes to share and, alas, nothing to add to this thread.

When I'm in a giving mood, I sometimes sell tickets to the public so they can watch me do my workouts. I may invite select members of this forum one day. Maybe even Cathe.

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"The Sooooooooooooosan Fight Song":

"OH LORD IT'S HARD TO BE HUMBLE
WHEN YOU'RE PERFECT IN EV'RY WAY;
I CAIN'T WAIT TO LOOK IN THE MIRROW
'CAUSE I GIT BETTER LOOKIN' EACH DAY"

Sooooooooooooosan . . . your perfection wafts over us like a golden mist. Please PM me when the tickets are on sale. I'll pay full price. I will.

A-Jock
 
A-Jock, I've thought it over and have decided to include you in my next ticket offering. I'm sure you'll understand, however, that all ticket buyers must sign a "no scalping" agreement.

For my last performance, because of the high demand, many in the audience had had to buy their tickets from a scalper and, as you can imagine, had paid exorbitant prices. I'm not saying it wasn't worth it for them, but I don't want to deprive fellow fitness enthusiasts of an unparallelled opportunity. After all, fair is fair.

Oh, and for those of you who can't afford the plane trip to my palatial home in Virginia, I may perform at the next Cathe road trip in Cathe's new facility. (Although it is more than likely inferior to my home gym.)
 

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