(Humour) Time to have a laugh folks

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Cathlete
This 45 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing.

Her husband walks in, watches her for a while then says "You look ridiculous! What on earth are you doing?"

She says "I've just had my checkup and the doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen year old" She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says "Yeah right. And what did he say about your 45 year old ass?"

"Well your name never came up, " she replied

Marion







You have to stay in shape. My Grandmother started walking when she was 60. Today she is 97 and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen DeGeneres
 
LOL! I don't know why, but I love senior jokes. Here's one from my dad:

An old woman & an old man living in a retirement community went out on a few dates. On the third date the old woman invited the old man up to her room.

One thing leads to another & they start undressing. The old woman says to the old man, "I feel I must warn you, I have a cute angina." The old man responds, "I noticed, and your breasts look pretty good too!"
 
LOL!!!

Thats a good one. I'm gonna pass that on

How cool is your Dad?

Marion




You have to stay in shape. My Grandmother started walking when she was 60. Today she is 97 and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen DeGeneres
 
Oh I know what I was going to say also

That "angina" word made me think about the Seinfield episode where Jerry couldnt remember his girlfriends name, that rhymed with a female body part.

Soooooo funny!

Marion





You have to stay in shape. My Grandmother started walking when she was 60. Today she is 97 and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen DeGeneres
 
Those are funny! Thanks!

Maximus,
My dad is 61 and I live 2000 miles away from him...I miss him. That is so sweet that you and your father are best friends.

Shirley
 
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